i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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