so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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