Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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