So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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