1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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