i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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