Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
