she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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