so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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