Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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