are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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