Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
