just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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