help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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