Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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