do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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