Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
