He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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