is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
