ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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