just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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