I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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go home
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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