I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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