My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Sext me about skeletons
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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