if i died would you start the facebook group?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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