I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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