i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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