Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
