love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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