three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
people are starting to question the shark bite story
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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