My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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