i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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