It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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