How'd it feel making her break her religion?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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