fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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