I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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