We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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