he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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