Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
should my penis look like a turkey
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
