Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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