I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I will be naked everywhere
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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