I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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