My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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