So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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