Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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