yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
