lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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