1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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