i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Every concussion has its silver lining
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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