he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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