whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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